OT: 2 kvizy z anglictiny na patek

[Pavel Troller]

Zdravim,
  uz tu dlouho nebyla kvizova otazka :-). Myslim, ze rada programatoru a techniku nekdy lepe mluvi anglicky nez cesky, tak vas dnes zvu k pokusu o preklad nasledujicich 2 vet z AJ do CJ:
  1) Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
  2) James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.
  Obe vety jsou syntakticky korektni anglicke vety. Ve druhe vete by prospela interpunkce, aby byl vyznam zretelnejsi, prvni si zase zahrava s homonymnimi a homofonnimi slovy.
  Az to budete chtit vzdat, na Wikipedii naleznete vysvetleni obou.
  S pozdravem Pavel Troller